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"With 23 days until 2013, my New Year’s resolution is to gain weight."
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Comments
FryarTuk 6 months, 1 week ago
Fantastic. Have a martini or Scotch and bottoms up!
VSU 6 months, 1 week ago
Okay!!!! Whatever makes you feel better.
chinaberry25 6 months, 1 week ago
Hopefully that will not be too hard.
Jimboob 6 months, 1 week ago
Finally a person that knows their limitations...
RedEric 6 months, 1 week ago
Oh, I see. He has failed every New Years resolution, so.... Accept failure! Revel in it!!!!
Sister_Ruby 6 months, 1 week ago
Well gain all the weight you like, but there will still be fatter people than you around here and some are even on food stamps and welfare. Figure that one out! How many bags of tater chips can you purchase with an EBT card?
agirl_25 6 months, 1 week ago
I thought the Mayans said the end was going to come the 21st......did I miss something? Is that off now? Drat now I gotta dig thru the trash and get out those 2013 free calendars I have been getting in the mail.
mr_nobody 6 months, 1 week ago
I don't think the Mayans accounted for our leap year. I think we should've been destroyed a few years ago. Wait.... it happened in 2008...
albanyherald1 6 months, 1 week ago
bahahaha. I'm not big on political humor, but THAT was funny!!
VSU 6 months, 1 week ago
People are always predicting the world will come to an end on a certain date, I guess after 1,000,000 predictions sooner or later someone will guess right. Only god knows when that day will come.
Outtahere 6 months, 1 week ago
Drinking a carton of Eggnog a day should help out. Man, I think I could drink tons of that stuff, but I happen to be watching my figure!
tywebb 6 months, 1 week ago
way to push yourself and really strive for something special! congrats
Cartman 6 months, 1 week ago
I'm already ahead of you squawker.
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