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She ought to be. I would have resigned years ago, but now she will thrown under the bus.
I don't see how she and Bill do it. They've both got to be ready to explode.
Obama threw granny over the cliff
The evolution of Conservatives and Liberals... History began some 12,000 years ago.(Actually, it was 40,000 years ago.) Humans existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundations of modern civilization and,together, were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: Liberals and Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can was invented yet, so while our early human ancestors were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to barbeque at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as "the Conservative movement." Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the Conservatives by showing up for the nightly barbeques and doing the sewing, fetching and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girlymen. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided. Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass. Modern Liberals like imported beer (with lime added)(& foo foo coffee), but most prefer white wine or imported, bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard Liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: Most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are Liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't "fair" to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, fighter pilots, athletes and generally anyone who works productively outside government. Conservatives who own companies hire other Conservatives who want to work for a living.... TO BE CONTINUED
CONTINUED -PART 2
. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to "govern" the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the Liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tame and created a business of trying to get MORE for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a Liberal will have an uncontrollable urge to respond to the above instead of simply laughing and deleting or forwarding it. But then anyone can respond..even liberals...
Would you please repeat that...lol
Or going to this page and reading some of the funnier ones. I particularly liked the one about the guy from Alabama the best.....thought it was a real knee slapper.
I don't particularly care for the long C & P ones. Just sayin.
Too long to read, sorry...
ustaknow, waiting for the rest. You are most likely right and according to you I am a liberal.
Obama will win in Novemeber.....so shut it
If obama wins, you and i lose.
Obama has no plans and the plan he had failed
Billions loaned to green energy company after green energy company and one after one they failed.
Now if you make one loan and it fails, well maybe ok but if you make many loans and they continually go bankrupt then you are stupid.
I know you mean well, but it is rather difficult deciphering what you are trying to say with your sentence structure. I don't mean to be a grammar Nazi, but commas and periods are your friends.
Thank you for calling out the grammar errors. I thought that since it was the weekend that maybe i could escape the grammar police. I promise to do my best henceforth and forever more.
The above could have been stated another way.
If Obama wins- then America loses for he has no plan other than more of the same and the same just isn't working too well.
ustaknow...may I introduce you to factcheck.org......from the Annenberg Public Policy Group. Yes, they are actually bi-partisan and this page I am showing you is just in reference to your "green energy" comment. There are many pages where they slam Obama too. I don't know where you get your information (probably Fox...hahaha) but might I suggest you surf around and get some information from several sources before you make a statement.
Last time I took stock, the members in the House and Senate are equally responsible for this nation being in the mess it's in. There doesn't seem to be any conservatives around.
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