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LEESBURG — The Lee County GOP is opening an election headquarters facility on Tuesday.
The facility is located at 1504 U.S. Highway 19 South, which is less than a mile from the Lee and Dougherty County line. Volunteers will staff the headquarters office.
In addition to the opening on Tuesday, a debate watching party is planned Wednesday.
Please furnish a phone number - want to discuss volunteering!
please give phone #. I have ?'s for them.
Or, send it to the Dougherty Sheriff's Office. I'll call there.
A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters.
The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down.
WONDERFULL, I really injoyed reading this. I laughed at the end.