Arming New Yorkers might help

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T. Gamble

Well, it took a few years but we finally have the great gun debate going on throughout the land. Ban them all or keep them all; depends on whether you live in Dawson, Georgia or New York City as to where you fall on the issue.

Most folks in Dawson, based on a survey I conducted of the only four sober people I could find, strongly support the right to own any threatening weapon, including bazookas, hand grenades or a job application.

In New York City, based on a survey I conducted with Ms. Marcia the fortune teller right outside Dawson, who was not one of the four sober people, they believe all dangerous weapons should be banned, including butter knives, scissors, big gulp drinks, job applications and Pat Buchannan.

It seems to me we have things a little backwards.

I don

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