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As of Tuesday, March 12, 2013
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White smoke means they've elected a new pontiff. Black smoke means they've failed to reach consensus.
Is it soup yet?
THE POPE IS A PIMP. AND WITH THE CLOTHES AND PIMPMOBILE TO PROVE IT.
And you're an ass...
A HIT DOG WILL HOLLER. WATCH YOUR MOUTH SUCKER.
BTW: IF I'AM AN ASS I PLAN ON KEEPING IT INTACT. GET IT?
Between your shoulders no doubt.
WHEREVER IT IS THERE WON'T BE ANY BISHOPS OR FRYARS TAMPERING WITH IT.
BETTER THAN YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR BUTT CHEEKS, OR SOMEONE ELSE'S.
I doubt seriously it is...
HERE WE ARE FOLKS, A MATCHING PAIR. A TOP AND BOTTOM. YOU GUYS OUGHT TO CONSIDER A CIVIL UNION.
Well, you can look at it this way. You can save on table napkins. Just bring a roll of toilet tissue.
AN APPROPRIATE GIFT FOR THE LUCKY COUPLE.