Federal Officials scouring Internet’s vast wasteland
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We now live in the enlightened age of electronic wonder, which means I can look you up on Facebook and find out that Publix no longer has the cheapest steaks and you messed up and bought them there before realizing that they were 40 cents a pound cheaper at Food Lion.
Charlie Daniels still fiddlin’ hot
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This past weekend, I went to Wild Adventures with the wife, 8-year-old Hurricane boy and 9-year-old Princess.
Put my kid in there, coach
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Well, I know summer is almost here because the 7- and 8-year-old machine-pitch baseball league is holding the year-end tournament to decide which team managed to sneak in the most 9- and 10-year-olds to win the tournament.
Common man’s buying guide
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Recently I was reviewing a brochure with hundreds of tracts of land for sale and also the same number of houses.
Possum gave country music meaning
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The 8-year-old Hurricane Boy has been strangely quiet as of late. Of course, that probably means a Category 5 eruption could be around the bend at any moment.
Cop pull you over? Just be nice
Features column
Poor Reese Witherspoon. She spends all her life trying to develop a positive role model and then loses her cool with an Atlanta police officer.
Rest easy, America, the FBI will handle it
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The late great Lewis Grizzard once wrote a book titled “Elvis is Dead and I Don’t Feel So Good Myself.” Well, I don’t feel so great myself, but don’t tell thousands of Elvis impersonators across the country that Elvis is dead. Every town with a population of at least 100,000 has an Elvis impersonator, and they even have a yearly contest to name the best each year.
‘Fathead’ enters belly fat battle
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It never ceases to amaze me the lengths average Americans will go to avoid taking responsibility for their own lives.
Sears' photo demise a negative development
Features Column
If you need any further proof that our society is crumbling at its core, I now read that Sears has decided to discontinue family portraits.
Women at the Masters, change is coming
Features Column
By the time you read this article, one of the great events in America will have begun its annual destruction of egos of the greatest golfers in the world.
Loyalty comes at the price of a rub
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I am by all accounts an avid dog lover. I’ve written about dogs, slept with dogs, confessed my soul to dogs, and sworn allegiance to my dog.
Rodman’s diplomacy has Sheen to it
Features Column
It has taken me several weeks to digest the news that Dennis Rodman recently visited the most closed-off nation in the world — North Korea.
Letter to Santa a bid for biddies
Features Column
The letter was sweet and to the point, as are most letters written to Santa Claus.
Food insecurity whets my appetite
Newest government statistics indicate 40 percent of all Americans are now classified as obese — 88 percent if you are in Walmart.
Being saddest city something to ‘wine’ about
Opinion column
I, like hundreds of people in south Georgia, was shocked to learn Albany was recently designated the No. 2 saddest city in America.
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