OPINION: This is important stuff, more or less
Without a barrage of overtures to sell you stuff you didn’t know you needed and had gotten along quite well without, how would you make it through life?
OPINION: The outrage of bad Oscar awardings goes back nearly 40 years
I see where the Academy Awards have once again awarded best actor and best picture to some film, and to some folks, I’ve never heard of.
OPINION: Cash has a way of slipping out of your wallet
Rather than fear banks with money, worry about self-control with cash. Especially hundred-dollar bills.
OPINION: Kentucky tax officials nix tax breaks over requirement park employees believe ark was real
I’m no Sherlock Holmes, but if you tell me you are opening a Noah’s ark theme park, naming it Ark Encounter, and your company is Answers in Genesis, I imagine I’d at least have an inkling your employees planned to talk about Noah’s ark and it is doubtful they intend to say it is all a farce.
OPINION: The age of menopause may not be the best time to switch to a woman
Reports say Bruce Jenner, the 65-year-old former Olympic gold medalist, is undergoing a sex change. Hopefully he won’t follow stepdaughter Kim’s predilection for exposing her derriere.
People don’t go to events these days to enjoy the event. They go to send pictures of themselves at events you chose not to attend.
OPINION: Men might move faster than women, but they mature more slowly
Guys are just smart enough to get themselves in trouble, sometimes at breakneck speed.
OPINION: Mascots of the two championship teams are less than imposing
If Auburn slips much further I fear next year we will play in the Dollar General Bowl, followed by the Dollar Tree Bowl.
OPINION: Resolutions are made to be broken
There are many things not to be done in 2015.
OPINION: Is ho-ho-ho on the way out-out-out?
The politically correct crowd is most likely only a year or two away from auto correcting our Christmas traditions.
OPINION: Dumb TV at least makes you feel smarter than what you are watching
Spending too much time in front of the TV leaves you short in the accomplishment department.
OPINION: Rabid Discovery Channel viewers express anger when snake-eats-man episode does not deliver
Viewers expressed outrage that the lead-up indicated the man would be swallowed, but, instead, he was only almost crushed to death. Until this event, I did not realize Discovery Channel viewers were such a violent lot.
OPINION: Im not really stupid, just infected
Researchers find a virus can decrease a person’s IQ by seven to nine points. Apparently it already is an epidemic in Washington, D.C.
OPINION: Even murderer Charles Mason has a shot at marital bliss
I read with amazement that Charles Manson is soon to marry 26-year-old Afton Elaine Burton, or Star, as she is most often called.
OPINION: In the 1960s, dentists seemed to be more ominous
When I was a child, if given a choice between being buried to my neck in a fire ant bed or going to the dentist, I would have chosen the fire ants.