OPINION: Middle age has a way of dimming your view
I was one of the lucky ones, being a little over 50 before my eyes suddenly revolted, turned against me and forced me to order food in fancy restaurants by playing point the finger at an item and hope for the best when they bring the plate.
OPINION: A Halloween carnival by any other name is still processed-sugar sweet
Forget Santa. Give out the “wrong” treats and you’ll get on the kids’ naughty list.
OPINION: Mountain climbing just does not have much appeal
Let me know when they get a driving tour for ascending Mt. Everest going.
OPINION: The U.S. opted to import this deadly illness
Ebola is one import America could live without.
OPINION: Its hard to look too tacky at a Florida theme park
Universal has great rides, all designed to see if a human being can withstand being upside down at the speed of light while turning at a 90-degree angle. The Hurricane and Princess fare pretty well on such rides. I, on the other hand, now need a full time chiropractor.
OPINION: Nudity on the first date can cause some problems, especially with the first dance
As a general rule, blind dates are a bad idea. Blind dates that involve the couple being naked and filmed by a cable TV crew are even worse.
OPINION: Applause at church services still can be uncomfortable
We’re still stuck between modern times, where it is OK to applaud church activity, and old-time doctrine, where clapping in church was considered giving the person praise and not God.
OPINION: The dreaded red solo cup prophecy comes to a head at the Miss America pageant
Every generation has those who predict the end of the world is near. Finally, a sign that cannot be denied has appeared — on national TV, to boot.
OPINION: Fast-food workers demanding $15 an hour takes the cake
This new movement may actually be much better than Obama’s health care plan in that I will finally be able to quit eating fast food because I will not be able to afford it.
OPINION: Its a big snooze in the Southland on Saturday
Weak opponents make for some weak games.
OPINION: Nineteen kids gives a whole new meaning to being devout
Jill Dillard, who’s mother, Michelle Duggar, has 19 children, looks to be off to a fast, productive start in her own marriage.
OPINION: With the cash lottery proposed in L.A., everybody wins
The chance for a lottery payout could be just the thing to get voters back to the polls.
OPINION: There is at least one sensible reason for jumping off a high object
Many of the things we have accepted as great truths turn out to be bogus.
OPINION: Glowing nuptial reports brush over real life
According to newspaper accounts, the average newlywed just hit the romance jackpot and nothing but clear sailing, fortune and fun await the glowing couple.
OPINION: Some 'great inventions' could be done without
There’s no pathway back to the simpler good ol’ days.