FEATURES COLUMN: SpongeBob is not the most reliable temperature consultant
You know you’re sick when you’re willing to ignore an annoyingly misplaced sock on the floor. And don’t get me started about those squirrels.
FEATURES COLUMN: Something incredible is about to happen
It is 7:45 p.m. in the evening and I am waiting for something truly incredible to happen. Something so marvelously wonderful that I will be both shocked and amazed at its incredibleness. Oh, I have no idea what it is. I just know it’s going to happen. The email said so.
FEATURE COLUMN: Some days, words just escape me
What’s the word for … well … you know …?
FEATURES COLUMN: Sometimes there's nothing 'butt' trouble a-'head'
Poor guy. The only thing I heard before his mama scooped him up and put him in the backseat of the car was, “I better not hear those words come out of your mouth again, sir. Just wait until we get home.”
FEATURE COLUMN: Hacking my cloud photos would only hack off the hacker
I am 100 percent certain that I have a better chance of teaching my dog to drive my car while reciting Shakespeare and knitting a sweater than I do explaining what “The Cloud” is and does. I have absolutely no idea, and I am not ashamed.
FEATURES COLUMN: A South Georgia hitchhiker breaks for northern climes
South Georgia’s state bird, the lowly gnat, expands its horizons by hitching a ride to Columbus.
FEATURES COLUMN: The institution of marriage has been an interesting ride through the centuries
Kissing at the end of a marriage ceremony wasn’t inspired by romance, but by Roman contract law.
FEATURES COLUMN: That a wrap on that package
A care package to college includes boxed sets of footwear essentials.
FEATURES COLUMN: Here we are at the start of her senior year, and I am sad
When your daughter reaches her senior year of high school, you don’t want to miss one minute of it.
FEATURES COLUMN: Great stories are out there if you take time to listen
Taking time to listen is the key to learning new things and hearing wonderful stories that you otherwise would miss.