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Possum gave country music meaning
Features Columnist
The 8-year-old Hurricane Boy has been strangely quiet as of late. Of course, that probably means a Category 5 eruption could be around the bend at any moment.
Cop pull you over? Just be nice
Features column
Poor Reese Witherspoon. She spends all her life trying to develop a positive role model and then loses her cool with an Atlanta police officer.
Rest easy, America, the FBI will handle it
Features Column
The late great Lewis Grizzard once wrote a book titled “Elvis is Dead and I Don’t Feel So Good Myself.” Well, I don’t feel so great myself, but don’t tell thousands of Elvis impersonators across the country that Elvis is dead. Every town with a population of at least 100,000 has an Elvis impersonator, and they even have a yearly contest to name the best each year.
‘Fathead’ enters belly fat battle
Features Column
It never ceases to amaze me the lengths average Americans will go to avoid taking responsibility for their own lives.
Sears' photo demise a negative development
Features Column
If you need any further proof that our society is crumbling at its core, I now read that Sears has decided to discontinue family portraits.
Women at the Masters, change is coming
Features Column
By the time you read this article, one of the great events in America will have begun its annual destruction of egos of the greatest golfers in the world.
Loyalty comes at the price of a rub
Features Column
I am by all accounts an avid dog lover. I’ve written about dogs, slept with dogs, confessed my soul to dogs, and sworn allegiance to my dog.
Rodman’s diplomacy has Sheen to it
Features Column
It has taken me several weeks to digest the news that Dennis Rodman recently visited the most closed-off nation in the world — North Korea.
Letter to Santa a bid for biddies
Features Column
The letter was sweet and to the point, as are most letters written to Santa Claus.
Just pick a card, any card
Opinion column
I am currently overwhelmed by the need of every business in America to learn every detail about my existence.
