OPINION: Determining winners and losers entails mulling records both on field and at the police station
Auburn is ready for another run at a national title … or the SEC cellar.
OPINION: Soccer fans get excessively excited over boring stuff
According to recent reports, the United States may be finally joining the world in its soccer craze.
OPINION: Golf continues to mar otherwise pleasant strolls
Clubs that drive the ball further only make me go deeper in the woods in search of my golf balls.
OPINION: Reard Day is Aug. 4, and bring your wedding ring
For those who say the French have done nothing to celebrate, take a look at what happened on July 5, 1946.
OPINION: Why is it that when you get comfortable with something, someone improves it?
The designers of these new-fangled cars have me swigging Geritol at all hours of the day.
Methodists swap out ministers regularly, unlike Baptists where a pastor is often there for life
We got our new preacher Sunday and, I must admit, I was favorably impressed. I, of course, have to say this or he’ll put me on the pastor parishioner’s committee.
OPINION: There is nothing like a giant lizard movie and pricey popcorn on a Sunday afternoon
The disaster at the concession stand is usually worse than anything the hero of a disaster movie has to deal with.
OPINION: There is nothing like peer pressure to advance your basic skills
Football camp is another stage in growing up.
OPINION: When ice cream harkens, what's a little scratched paint?
An expedition to obtain some ice cream cones becomes an expensive and somewhat embarrassing endeavor.
OPINION: You can guess a star's occupation by the woman whos with him
After watching far too much sports, truisms on affairs of the heart emerge.
OPINION: A study by Johns Hopkins knocks out last two fun health foods
The sad results of a recent study indicates resveratrol, the so-called healthy ingredient in red wine and chocolate, doesn’t actually improve health.
Mark McCormack, sociologist at Durham University in Britain just completed a study about heterosexual males and how they interact.
OPINION: Its a classical situation, music-wise at least
Banned to the outdoors, Some Pig formerly known as Valentino has stormed back inside, laying claim to the sunroom sofa.
OPINION: A mother's concern over a child being cold disregards such trivialities as the actual temperature
One constant of motherhood is an inate concern that, regardless of how hot it is, a cold front could suddenly rush in and find her child jacketless.
OPINION: The explosion of rights in the U.S. could lead to a lot of rich, single Americans
If you snooze through history class, you may think your rights are restricted those actually found in the U.S. Constitution and its amendments.
OPINION: A dog is a security system worth its weight in baseballs
An inpromptu “Easter egg” hunt before mowing reveals a collection of used chew toys … but no neighbor’s cat.
OPINION: Repeating the question will not make me know the answer
When it comes to answering questions, no means no.
OPINION: Reality shows include subtle hints that the reality is not real
One can watch the show “Naked and Afraid” to learn how human beings react to extreme conditions, how they adapt and work together, blah blah blah. Or, one can watch it for the reason I do — because it has naked people on it.
OPINION: The only certain thing is not death or taxes, it is studying what often is the obvious
British study doesn’t instill a need to amend the 5-second rule for dropped food.
OPINION: The Ten Commandments might look different after Congress got through with them
If God had given the Ten Commandments to Congress instead of Moses, they probably would read a whole lot different today.
OPINION: Being on the cutting edge of fashion this year has a tough requirement
Announcing sexual preferences seems to be the in thing for 2014.
OPINION: What dim bulb had the bright idea to kill the incandescent light bulb?
America is purportedly the land of freedom, if you don’t count the freedom to read by adequate light.
OPINION: Manatees, it turns out, are a lot like buddies back home — slow, fat and docile
While manatees seem relatively benign, giant man-sized fish that look hungry are nothing to play with.
OPINION: Adult beverages and opportunities to bid on boar hogs don not mix
Nothing says Valentine’s day like an 800-pound hog that’s named Valentine.
OPINION: Drones could be the answer to safely quenching your thirst
FAA drones on for 74 pages about how flying beer in by remote control is against the rules.
OPINION: In my day, we didn't close school for any reason
The losses of real recess, merry-go-rounds and algebra will take their toll on the latest generation.
OPINION: Even the time-honored excuse of drinking too much does not excuse Dennis Rodmans behavior
Dennis Rodman claims North Korean Dictator Kim is really a good guy, despite the executions and imprisonments that he imposes at a whim.
OPINION: Coping with California traffic is hard, especially with conflicting navigators
Dependence on electronic driving guidance is something that needs recalculating.
OPINION: Art tours of the future may include preserved tattoos
An Amsterdam entrepreneur rocks the art world with his plans to preserve his tattoo after he dies.
OPINION: Strong religious faith is a cornerstone of the Duck Dynasty family
We live in an age where everyone except bald-headed men wait to be offended.
FEATURES COLUMN: Memories are good, but nothing to experience again
A missed fall on stage stymies the career of a would-be thespian.
OPINION: As an Auburn fan, his wishes have already been fulfilled
So, how do I again explain that Santa may not bring the Segway? After all, I already got my Santa Claus when Auburn qualified for the national title game in the luckiest football season in the history of college football.
OPINION: The Iron Bowl just might move to Pasadena in January for a sequel
Don’t discount the value of a little girl and her prayer rug on Auburn Saturdays.
FEATURES COLUMN: When the holiday questions get ticklish, think baseball
Santa is just one of the many imponderables of life.
FEATURES COLUMN: Desperation throw rescues Auburn from implosion against Georgia
Tears of agony turned to joy and a little girl’s faith is bolstered as Auburn avoids a heartbreaking loss.
OPINION: When searching for Bigfoot, drop by a diving store
Revelation from Terrell County witness indicates so-called experts are looking for Bigfoot in the wrong places.
OPINION: The secret to a successful political campaign comes in a few easy steps
Great politicians are connected, while beholden to no one, and are the ultimate inside outsiders, as they stand on tradition to effect change.
FEATURES COLUMN: I'm shocked PETA has not yet protested school carnivals, slaughter houses for goldfish
Nothing is quite so adorable as seeing a five-year-old girl dressed like Lady Gaga, who, in case you are not aware, dresses like a Las Vegas hooker, only more revealing.
The only problem is, we keep re-electing em. Both sides say they know we cannot continue to spend more money than we take in. Both sides keep voting to do just that.
As a young boy, I often read about the Roman Empire and was especially enthralled by the stories of gladiators fighting to the death in the arena or helpless victims being fed to the lions. Where are their descendants today? Well, about 90,000-plus were attending the Alabama/Georgia State football game last week.
I assume Hamilton, Ohio, is a nice middle-of-the-road values kind of place, probably the kind of the place to raise a family and enjoy summer cookouts. Well, that kind of place unless you live next door to Edwin Tobergta.
Thousands of people now have chickens as pets, with no intention of eating them or their eggs.
There are those among us who believe that the city government of Washington, D.C., has not accomplished much in the last 30 years … except elect convicted crack-cocaine-using former Mayor Marion Barry to the City Council.
It is that time of year when I review all the SEC football teams, as one of them almost always will be the national champ, unless, of course, you are Vanderbilt, in which case Bowling Green has better odds.
GAMBLE: Hannah image wasn’t all Miley was shaking
There may be no bond stronger than that of man and dog, except perhaps woman and dog. Man may be dog’s best friend, but it appears, at least to woman, dog ranks even higher.
I once spent most of a summer in Sweden under the guise of attending a summer law school program there. I did not learn very much about the law, but the experience was nevertheless educational. Women were prone to swim at local town pools topless, which greatly increased the odds that I, too, would be lounging around the town pool on any given day.
Times are always changing and one generation is left behind while another takes over. What once was considered sacred becomes taboo and what once was considered ridiculous becomes the norm.
I see where the royal couple ignored my well-intentioned suggestion that they name the royal baby Junior and instead chose the predictable, boring name of George. They will live to regret missing the opportunity to bond with the unwashed and rednecks, further widening the gap between royals and the common folk.
Finally, in an event I was awaiting with as much anticipation as next year’s curling championships, news comes that the royal baby has been born.